It's simple really.
1) Wait until television crews show
up at your workplace (UbiSoft) to review the latest games.
2) Go to the bathroom.
3) Come out of said bathroom trying to wrangle with a feisty
4) Pull down on pant crotch to better straighten said zipper
while zipping up.
5) Do that while camera crew from Belgium is filming reporter,
with camera trained squarely on you.
6) Look up like deer caught in headlights and FREEZE!
7) Keep frozen with hands still on crotch, trying to zip
8) Stay there wrangling with zipper, debating whether to
continue the fight or just leave the fly open.
9) Zip up.
10) Quickly stand up and look nonchalant.
And there you have it... the best way to embarrass
yourself on Belgium television or, should I say, the way _I_ embarrassed
myself on Belgium television.